Nothing is worse than a hasty, ill-planned, haphazard, last-minute suicide. Everyone has a bad day, week, month, year, (even a decade or two) now and then, but remember… there's almost always a silver lining behind every cloud. If you're at all serious about 'doing the deed', at least take the time to read this book (don't skim). A little pre-planning now will avoid many problems later…

This is how the Layman's Guide to Suicide begins. Chapters 1 to 21 are online for free, and of course, it's just a funny book… If you really want to kill someone and become a ghost, I have a better solution for you than suicide: kill Pacman. You'll feel relieved!