Lily-livered bandicoots! Ectoplasmic Byproducts! Fancy-dress freebooters! Odd-toed ungulates!
Yeah, Captain Archibald Haddock is one of my heroes. This old salty seacaptain from Tintin has the greatest curses and swearwords ever. Today your task is to step in his shoes for a short while because the friday game is….
…Haddockism!
Your task is to come up with a funny insult (I'm the target of these insults - just slap me with anything) and the funniest one wins enough brouzoufs for a t-shirt from our selection (shipping included). You've got until 6pm (GMT+2) to spit that stuff out and feel free to spit out more than one!
grandiloquent joudism addict !
faviconoclast at 56 Ko !
I salute the homage to one of the most increbible character of the Belgian-French comic.
So here is my contribution,
Johnny Cleg fan!
Toilet water drinker!
Accountant!
Three Headed Tuberculosed Monkey !
.. :D :D
Loch Lomond haters !
Keep ‘em coming! Nice contributions already though. ^_^
Brainless anthropophagous maggot !
Jouni, I have to admit, I am so bored at my office today, your friday game kicks ass!!!
flying sea cucumber
Jouni’s mother is Nana Mouskouri !
softcore gamer !
This time I wanted to make this simple enough so everyone can participate. :)
…and besides that this is very entertaining for me also. ;)
bonjour my submarine sandwich for space shuttle with strawberry spare tire, Indian Christmas Ukulele and bourbon made in Liverpool !
You softdrinker unable to stand after two beers!!
Georges W. Bush activist !
vache qui rit cheesy undersee eater
Jakovasaur !
Salmiakki koskenkorva shrimp not able to find his way after few Lapin Kultas
Your stomach is so weak that you’d better incubate eggs than trying to sip any Heineken!
Death Metal fancy dressed singer !
qwertyuiop geeky strout !
Britney Spears fan club president !
hello my favorite Macrocephalic reindeer!
(great game! :D)
You’re killing me here :DDD
Turun Siinapied makkaraholic
Banana killer.
tie wearer !
Mister Olympia !
FC Jalat Jalat Hooligan !
Potbellied syphilitic jellyfihs trainer !
Sorry,
Potbellied syphilitic jellyfish trainer !
transcendental-homeless warm beer alcoholic
snowy’s breackfast
I dont like it to insult people.
Finnish Snowman
nicolas sarkozy
xett > no, not this one, it’s too horible ! poor Jouni !
flat finger geek!
(you said we could invent words, right? loll…i tried to make it look like Duck-billed platypus. :p )
milk roll drinker and yoghurt chewer
xett > nooooo Jouni is a human being just like all of us, even if he can’t drink a single beer without going to the pharmacy the day after!
Jayjay, usually it’s not a nice thing to do but today you can slap me with pretty much anything. ;)
SANGO-CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
By the way, we’re having a little competition here with the french blog; It would be cool if EU got more comments than the FR friday game. I think that would be the first time ever. :D
Shit marmelade
sludge sucking Liverpublian!!
"Shit marmelade" ;DDD
Beggar pustulous chiken lover
bush pig
(Well, I definetely feel like second class shit marmelade at the moment)
plague ridden rat mollester
Manure pit swimmer
mickey sneezer
Strawberry head !
racoon sniffer
Pee beer brewer !
Of course, everybody recognized Carlsberg :D
garlic geek
well you asked for it (and we’re so glad you did. Thank you very much) Fancy dress Bill Gates!
lagger drinker
Are we allowed to insult your family as well? (Erm.)
Toe wrestling world champion !
Funny accountant !
golf playing, contry club going, New World wines drinking, nouvelle cuisine eating, Alpha Romeo driving, Rotary club belonging twit
Beer pong runner-up
Agoraphobic heights scared jellyfish!
Onion and Sour Cream Pringles breath !
Maïa, go ahead. Just for today it’s ok. ;)
drinking game puker
brainless scarecrow
heartless lion
witless lion
nerveless lion (sorry)
Oprah Winfrey butt !
ice aged nitwit!
Paris Hilton Peanut brain !
acorn eating orc
Dr Phil belover !
To say to a woman:
" You’ve lost weight?? Yes I tell you you’ve lost weight!! Turn around….there it is!!!"
marmite breath