World is a weird place – that is more and more clear to me every day. Yesterday I bumbed into a The Sun article about criminals using dwarves (or ”little people” - I suppose that more politically correct term) as their sidekicks for stealing items like wallets, laptops and cellphones from the luggage compartments of long-distance coaches. Yup, that's right. They're stuffing the little fellas into bags just like regular luggage and when the coach is on it's way to it's destination the bag open, a dwarf comes out and goes through other passengers belongings.

While this is obviously serious business (coach companies are already thinking about installing cameras to monitor the luggage compartments) it mostly strikes me as funny and odd. The things I do for a living seem bizarre every now and then but this is definitely way more bizarre than anything I've ever done in my life. Even if they've stolen thousands of pounds worth of property in a matter of a few months it still seems like peanuts to me. Surely there must be an easier way to make a living?