A while back on of my buddies wasn’t actually having the best day of his life. He was doing some computer helpdesk stuff over the phone and the people that called that day seemed to be even a bit more irritating than usually. I can’t quite recall what he said on IRC but it was something along the lines of “if one more numbnut calls me and asks for assistance because he can’t install a web camera I’m going to have to kill myself.” Well… To cut the long story short I made a call to get his office phone number, called him, introduced myself with a phony name and asked him to help me install my brand new web camera.
“It sez Lokitek.”
“USB? What’s that. Yeah, I suppose it’s something like that.”
“My computer? I dunno. Well, it has a picture of an apple on it.”
A few minutes after the call I admitted doing it and he swore he’d get his revenge. I almost forgot the whole thing… until this morning. I got a package in the mail from a company that manufactures male inconticence… thingies… adult diapers, if you will.
“Male incontinence is far more common than you think. Attached to this letter you will find samples of our products. We have they live up to your expectations!”
It took me a while to realize that this must a prank and as soon as I figured that out I already had a suspect. Yup, it was the same buddy of mine I had prank called earlier on.
Do you already know where I’m going with this? Today’s Friday Game is “Pranksters.” Sure, he got his revenge. Now it’s my turn. I want suggestions for a perfect prank. This guy isn’t my next door neighbour or anything but lives some 300km away so keep that in mind while making your plans.
You’ve got until 9pm (GMT) to complete the task. The best prankster get enough brouzoufs for a free t-shirt from our selection (shipping included). Hopefully you’ll get really active with this one and yes, I do know I'm being a bit juvenile here. Men never really grow up. ;)
February 29th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
An idea in passing :
Buy sex toys on Internet with his name and let him deliver it at his workplace …
"Heuuu what is it ?"… "But not because I tell you that this is a joke to a friend !…"
Shame on him ! and it’s not too bad…
(sorry for my bad english, I’m french) ;)
February 29th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
cool! we also plan to do this joke ;) really funny. but we send it to his wife… ;)
my idea:
try to get his phone number or e-mail. then place an advertisement like this:
"hey girls & specially aunties. i’m a 25 year old hot handsome & sexy boy, who is dreaming about satisfying you… all for free. just call me."
February 29th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Is he in a relationship? If he is, send him flower and a card to his home address saying "I really enjoyed the other night, hope we can do it agin very soon…" xxxx….
February 29th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Hi!
Maybe that’s a bit hard core but this is the first idea that crossed my mind:
send him some (fake or not =) ) worn adult diapers.
February 29th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
vachefolle > It would be a pity he competes with his wife because of a joke.
I think we should stay soft
(je suis conne de te parler en anglais lol)
February 29th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
If it is a big fan of the web, do you go for a girl and drag it … Until it is quite ready to ask him photos of him naked, for example …
And then you put him confess that they can eat
February 29th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
oops ! my last sentence : "And then you put him confess that it’s you"
sorry, Google-Translation translate idiocy sometimes :x
February 29th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
savousepate> oui en francais ca vaut mieux je crois…;)
February 29th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
vachefolle > ouai je suis fin nulle en anglais.. ça se voit non ? lol
February 29th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
savousepate> un peu ;)
February 29th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
vachefolle > promis j’arrete là alors ^^
February 29th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Classic but effective:
send him a box full of polystyrene chippings and nothing more or maybe just a funny note lost in these plastic balls.
http://www.path.cam.ac.uk/i...
February 29th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Or a combo: an old adult diaper lost in a box full of polystyrene chippings…
February 29th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Ok, here’s the deal.
He got you pretty good with the adult diapers, but fear not! I have the perfect cure for that.
Jehova’s witnesses.
Yes. God’s warriors.
Here is an url to a web form you can fill in – and before you know it.. Jesus is coming to town! BLAOW!
https://watch002.securesite...
February 29th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
next time you come to paris manage to buy a really really smelly cheese (there are many…) and send a package to him with the cheese inside ;)
(when you buy the cheese simply take a very hermetic box)
February 29th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
make it the next friday game:
"the 100th love email to my friend win a shirt"
March 1st, 2008 at 5:32 pm
yeah im late and this prank isn’t rly suitable for this situation coz of those 300 kilometers. but:
when visiting your friend – buy bunch of cheap alarm clocks and set them go off like ½ hours after each other in the middle of the night. then hide them all around his apartment. try to figure hard to reach places like behind his wardrobe and so.
good night’s sleep is SOOOO overrated, eh.
March 6th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Emanon, could you post that URL again because A) You’re the winner and B) nothing would irritate this guy more than a visit from Jesus. ;)
Thanks a lot everybody!
Many of these pranks are quite cool. I might do more than one.
March 6th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
out of time but really the best! :D congratulations
March 8th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
hey! I won :D yay
yea I dont know what happened with the url..??
I went to google, "jehova witness" and first link was
watchtower.org
from there I clicked
link "contact us"
and voila!! You have the form to prank your friend.
I have done it once to my friend hahaha.. (:
March 8th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
it seems the url didnt work for being https instead of http, or something.. I dont know :D
http://www.watchtower.org/