Hello everybody! As you can see, it's Caturday and I'm still working. The reason is, even if we hired a lot of persons in the last weeks, laFraise could still have some more employees (instead of me working the day just after the release of Mario Kart Wii, which is a crime).
This new employee could be you.
For this Saturday game and until 7pm, you'll have to convince me to hire you. But you can't apply for a position that we already have in the company. You can't be a blogger, a product manager, a community manager, a partnership manager, a money manager (well as you can see, I'm the only one who doesn't manage anything). You'll have to find an indispensable job like, I don't know, ice-cream manager or design destructor. It's up to you.
Resume, letter, photo, video… do whatever you have to do. And win. Oh, of course, you can cheat, if you find a way.
Be funny and convince me: 2 500 brouzoufs are at stake!!
April 12th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Wouldn’t a
April 12th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
pfff *parkinson*
April 12th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Handsome boy with expert hands intend to join your company in order to reduce the stress at work. Massages have therapeutic and relaxing vertues which will be as many assets within your company. In particular for the daily accompaniment of the bloggers which are unfortunately the first victims of this modern plague: tendinits…
Sensual feelings but for work ? Don’t hesitate, hire me !
April 12th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Wouldn’t a lazy tee-shirt tester (like a female and alive Jean-José) be an interesting job…? ^^’
April 12th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Bou ?? You need my services ?! ;-)
April 12th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Good morning,
as a deeply useless woman, I think I coul be a trump card for your corporation: my ordinary attendance among your employees will surely make them more self-confident, thus they will definitely be more efficient.
I can promess you hiring a useless person would be very useful indeed…
April 12th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
*coulD*
April 12th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Lufograf > maybe we could combine our assets to get a double hiring… ^^
April 12th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Hello,
I’m a "first" and "+1" killer.
I go through the blogs and forums, track down the IPs of these messages, find the people who wrote them and I make sure it does not happen twice.
I can also take care of the people who give a 0 to every contributions.
I know you need me.
April 12th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Yo, yo, yo scampy mto !
I’d like to postulate as THE mother funker of the company !
Indeed, you have plenty of funky tee shirt, but you need the funky man who fit them, i am the one you need !
I’ll totally funk that company, funkin great isn’t it ?
You have breasts, i have hands.
You are too fat, i have taillefine fiz.
You are a sad person, i have the FUNK baby !
Let’s funk it o_o !
April 12th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
You have to hire me because I know personnaly Helmut Kohl!
April 12th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
and also because I have three stars in each championship in Mario Kart DS.
April 12th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
HIRE ME !
(more, would be superfuous)
April 12th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Hello Lafraise EU Crew,
the most famous town crier all over the world, I could be a major asset for you. Indeed my voice is so loud even people on the Loveboat cruiser can hear me. I did the following footage as an example of what I can do: http://www.grapheine.com/bo...
so if you want to open up overseas market, I’m your man. Or I could simply scare off people (competitors, O voters, lazy co-workers…) if need be. Last but not least, I have lots of experience as a freak in fairs and I draw attention like no one else. I really like what you do and would be honored to get you known internationaly.
April 12th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
In times of everything getting faster and faster, many people suffer from stress and a lack of variety during work. Therefore, I apply for the job as a host. Whenever you are annoyed by stupid users, whenever your have lost motivation, whenever you are running out of ideas, it is my turn to appear on stage!!! I count several trumpets, tons of confetti, a clown’s mask, different kinds of hats and – especially for you – lots and lots of strawberry balloons to my repertoire. In case of emergency, just push the red button and I will arrive within seconds. I will always match my appearance with your current mood to guarantee best possible success in curing you of anger, stress or boredom. Remember: variety is the spice of life!!
April 12th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Dear Maia,
I could be very useful for you because I would do all the things that would make your working conditions way easier, such as making coffee, order your food, go to the supermarket and get some candy or chocolate or whatever you want. Another important point would be, that I would substitute you, when you have very important reasons why you need a free day (for example when you want to go out with your boyfriend or want to test new games like Mario Kart).
I’m looking forward to hearing from you!
Yours sincerely,
Andrea
April 12th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Shit… I want to hire everybody…………
April 12th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
I mean, I really need a clown, a personal slave, a massage, a first-killer… eeeek.
April 12th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I thought u should have hired me because of my funky abilities but i have thought about it and … it would be quiet a bad idea for your "geek" side.
Cause, and sorry to say that, i would pown you to death at mario kart : (
April 12th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Ok after what happened on the french blog, I have to say that… sstevie is the winner ! I need someone to make me laugh.
Thx to all of you :)
April 13th, 2008 at 3:52 am
yeah great!!! thanks :)