A friend of mine sent THIS to me the other day. Seeing as I agree with most of the issues on the Top 50 list, I figured it suiting to all of you as well. My favorites are:

“Why does the updater only run when I launch an Adobe program? If I’m *launching* an Adobe program, it means I’m *about to do something*, which is the LEAST convenient time for Adobe to tell me to quit all my programs (including Firefox and Outlook) so it can run the updater. Grr…”

“Why do you install six “helper” applications in the background when all I want is Photoshop? Keep your ‘Bridge to nowhere’ the fuck off my system.”

” Sort out your installers. They make baby Jesus cry”